...Birds land on them to take a break.
... You can't find where the dog's bone went.
...You take a step and little animals scatter out from under you.
...Your neighbors send their kids over to spray your weed overflow that is in the front yard.
It is embarrassing and horrifying to admit it... our yard has been taken over by weeds. We are rallying up to have a deforestation day but we are going to need reinforcements. Looks like it's time to pull out the family card. You know, the "I watched your kids so you pull my weeds" and the "I'm your flesh and blood!" card. And probably the "Pizza is on us" card too.